Bank robbery suspect blames COVID-19: ‘I didn’t get a stimulus or that 10k loan’

HOUSTON – Police say a suspect handed the teller a note blaming the coronavirus during a robbery at a bank in Houston.

The robbery occurred at the Woodforest National Bank at 9700 Hillcroft Avenue around 9 a.m. July 9.

Authorities say the male suspect entered the bank just after opening, told the teller he needed to make a withdrawal, and handed the teller a folded up piece of notebook paper.

According to police say the note said, “I didn’t get a stimulus or that 10k loan. I lost my business to COVID so please make this easy and comply. I don’t wanna hurt nobody but will if I have to. Any suspicious moves and I will start shooting so please go get my money. Don’t make anything noticeable!”

Police say the teller reported that the suspect made a verbal demand for cash, and although she didn’t see a weapon, she felt in fear for her life and safety and gave the suspect some cash.

The suspect ran from the bank with the money. No vehicle was seen.

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